Some of the best quotes, written as quickly as I could write them down without laughing…

“Who do we root for? Which team has the most attractive players?”

“Oh NO! What’s wrong with his footsie?”

-“You left during the best part!”

-“Who scored?!”

-“No, the commercials!”

“It started all businessy and then it got really bro-ish”

-“Woah, when did the Giants score?!”

-“Just now honey.”

-“What’s going on?!”

-“I don’t know I wasn’t watching.”

-“This is why maybe it’s good to watch football with guys.”

“Hey that wasn’t nice, thats not how boys should play.”